Clever Titles are Overrated

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
guardiebird
sleape

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

kiddthemaniac

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU.

CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

neon-nobody

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sassymccoy:
“capacity:
“ yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229:
“you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in...
yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

capacity

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

sassymccoy

this is “take pictures to sell to time magazine” erasure

rexstorm
thecollectibles

Art by Boris Groh

jungwildeandfree

what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum. “oh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude we’re trying to play horse.” perfect, i love it. 

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch

If you’re cold, they’re cold! BRING👏THEM👏INSIDE👏

naamahdarling

Holy shit the body language in that last one is KILLING ME.

thayerkerbasy

Please, do yourselves a favour and click the link.  The above pictures are just a selection from an excellent collection, and the artist sells prints of them.

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Celebrate the holidays with a benign eldritch monstrosity.

urbanfantasyinspiration

Super big fan of these nightmarish beings having the personality of cows and/or outside cats

a-grimm-nightmare

@normal-horoscopes