Love lots of things as shown by my icon pic. I have way too many friends and books I’ve never read. I need more sleep, but then there's Netflix and my boyfriend.
Okay, I’ve never done anything like this before, but ya girl is broke and desperate.
So I made an OnlyFans! Find me here! My first post is below.
It’s adult content but I’ll ask throw in joke posts, memes, and any requests I get!
can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"
LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.
SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU.
CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?
THEN YOU’RE T O O F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT.
oh, you’re from Bahston?
🙌🏼
Rebloging cause that is the most perfect edition!
I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.
you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.
I would literally do crack to hit him harder
this is “take pictures to sell to time magazine” erasure
Well, he was called out of town for this big family reunion in London and she said she’d take him to the airport in the limo, in the back, because all of a sudden she was in need of duty-free L’air Du Temps.
Jiji, I’ve decided not to leave this town. Maybe I can stay and find some other nice people who will like me and accept me for who I am.
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
